four for you glen coco

hotsuburbandad:

This water is VEGAN???? *spits it out* bring me some meat water you punk clown

squidwardofficial:

waking up your friend the morning after a sleepover like

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sandandglass:

"Hey, you shouldn’t eat that. It’s not good for you."

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striderdaves:

i love catfish so much because they act like theyre fbi agents or something when theyre really just using reverse google image search

heylabodega:

Liking Whiskey Is Not A Personality Trait: A Memoir of Early 21st Century Dating

rip-homegirl:

im saving myself for 1994 leonardo dicaprio

youngstate:

u r the smell before the rain u are the mac n cheese in my brain

checkhunter:

pugsessed:

the best thing I’ve ever found on Pinterest

orgashmeak

checkhunter:

pugsessed:

the best thing I’ve ever found on Pinterest

orgashmeak