four for you glen coco

pajamaben:

GIRLS DONT READ this ones just for the fellas. only guys will get this one. bros you know when youre at the gym workin on your ‘toids to get big for the sports well OKAY I’m sure the ladies have stopped reading by now, so what’s their deal? how do I tell the girls I love them without having to talk? I’m scared

s-un-rise:

fkn room goals, wow this perfect

s-un-rise:

fkn room goals, wow this perfect

hotsuburbandad:

This water is VEGAN???? *spits it out* bring me some meat water you punk clown

squidwardofficial:

waking up your friend the morning after a sleepover like

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sandandglass:

"Hey, you shouldn’t eat that. It’s not good for you."

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striderdaves:

i love catfish so much because they act like theyre fbi agents or something when theyre really just using reverse google image search

heylabodega:

Liking Whiskey Is Not A Personality Trait: A Memoir of Early 21st Century Dating

rip-homegirl:

im saving myself for 1994 leonardo dicaprio

youngstate:

u r the smell before the rain u are the mac n cheese in my brain