This water is VEGAN???? *spits it out* bring me some meat water you punk clown
waking up your friend the morning after a sleepover like
"Hey, you shouldn’t eat that. It’s not good for you."
i love catfish so much because they act like theyre fbi agents or something when theyre really just using reverse google image search
Liking Whiskey Is Not A Personality Trait: A Memoir of Early 21st Century Dating
im saving myself for 1994 leonardo dicaprio
u r the smell before the rain u are the mac n cheese in my brain