THE WORST KIND OF PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD ARE THE PEOPLE WHO NOTICE WHEN YOU’RE EMBARRASSED AND BLURT OUT “YOU’RE BLUSHING” LIKE YES IM EMBARRASSED THANK YOU FOR POINTING IT OUT TO EVERYONE YOU PIECE OF SHIT
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I feel like she’s been waiting a long time for this.
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i like mcdonalds french fries better than the burgers
i actually like mcdonalds french fries better than most people
I like mcdonalds everything more than anything in the whole world.
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having sex with someone is always a threesome when you have god in the room
new bra from victoria secret! :)
A woman stands in her bedroom. She is with her attractive male lover. The air is filled with desire. They both look into each other’s eyes. The female, with a slightly bashful smile, takes off her clothes, starting with the pants first, and finally the shirt. She is wearing the bra. The man’s eyes opened wider in interest. His interest is peaked. The woman strutted closer to him, her eyes batting and her smile growing. She leans into his ear and with a breathy voice, she spoke:
I graduate in three days, I pay my own bills, I have a car, and I’m reading fanfiction about a lettuce bra.
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is this what a gangbang is cause I’m down
I think we both know who im talking about on tumblr/my life…
I think a lot of people compare their insides to other peoples outsides. — Emma Stone (via acuorre)